There once was a woman
who fell in love with a roman
he was so smitten
he gave her a mitten
and she said dang man!
I met a guy named Steve
We went out on Valentines Day eve
He told me good-bye
and told me to get some shut-eye
For the next day he had to leave
There was a man who helped kidnap
a woman by hitting her in the knee-cap
He did not want to be alone on Valentines Day
but he was happy and gay and did not delay
letting her go on her way with a map and boot-straps.
There was a guy with a rose
who liked writing prose
He wrote about a lady
and called her an old bitty
and he got hit on the nose.
Today is the day
people go and say
I love you dear
and want to hold you near
for it's Valentines Day.
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